Dental Times

I spent this afternoon sitting in the dentists office while my eldest daughter visited the good doctor. This is a newer practice and fortunately he had newer magazines! Not the some-time-in-last-year new, but actually this month AND this week, sorta new. /Newsweek/ and /People/! I am informed! Christy Brinkly is seperated from Peter Cock (what a name, eh?). Which pisses me off. After she and Billy Joel split I thought I was the next. Kidman married Urbane. Ophra is not gay. Lance Bass is gay. Do they really think that anyone really gives a rats ass one way or another? Frankly, what offends me isn't who they sleep with -except in the case of Christie and Billy Joel-it is self adulation. Is it only me or are gays that self-absorbed? The pretty boy mentality? Or, jumping the shark.